Kevin: You know what,I'm sorry. this...this is not what I had in mind for my sister's engagement party.
Reception Agent: The Bougiviere court is famous for it's character and texture
Kevin: If by character and texture you mean cockroaches and columns,then yeah; you're really on the money.
Jason: Kevin!
Kevin: Oh c'mon! you hate this place as much as I do. It's like the first fifteen minutes of Extreme Home Makeover... before they tear the house down!